Where's the Silly Song?!?

Where's the Silly Song?!? is the fifth episode of VeggieTales Abridged and is primarily based on the segment The Forgive-o-Matic from the VeggieTales episode God Wants me to Forgive THEM?! The name of the episode, along with its plot, reference how the base episode, being the second in the series, did not have a Silly Song with Larry unlike the pilot.

Plot synopsis
The tall scallion appears as a salesman who first has his audience remember a time when they irretrievably threw a rock into their mother's coronary artery, shape-shifted into a snake-like creature and ate their sister whole while she has asleep, and some non-specific even involving a bear, the latter of which not even the scallion remembers but insists was terrible. According to the scallion, these incredibly bizarre events are labeled as sins in the Bible, and that sinners are horrible people unless they buy the scallion's newest product, the Forgive-o-matic, which he does not describe in great detail. The product comes with a set of knives that the scallion insists the audience will enjoy, and brings in a potato who, even more obviously than in the base episode, is reading a manufactured testimony from cue cards. The potato refuses to endorse the knives after coming to a part in the testimony that they are used in the act of murder. The scallion, without missing a beat, does the standard procedure for informercials until Junior confronts him to say that the segment is stupid and not funny, only because it is not a song. The scallion openly threatens to kill Junior and turn him into a side dish, saying the potato from earlier has similarly been turned into fries, prompting Junior to call the police. The scallion is immediately worried because he is hiding from them and it would be his third strike.

Notes & trivia

 * The episode's title and plot refer to a miniature controversy that arose during the first release of the base episode in which letters were sent to Big Idea regarding the lack of the Silly Song with Larry. VeggieTales creator Phil Vischer never intended Silly Songs with Larry to be a staple of the series, but brought it back the very next episode.
 * The "third strike" mentioned at the end is a reference to controversial federal laws in the United States enacted during Bill Clinton's presidency in which someone who has committed a violent crime after two previous convictions of any crime is sentenced to life in prison. Clinton allegedly approved of these laws because his party, the Democratic Party, has been seen before and since as not being "tough on crime."